How to Make Robert Pattinson Fall in Love with You

I’m sure that every Twilight fan on the planet has heard the rumors that Kristen Stewart (a.k.a. Bella) is romantically involved with Robert Pattinson (a.k.a. Edward Cullen!!) in real life. Even if you don’t like the series and want nothing to do with vampires, these two are everywhere! Of course, they keep denying that they’re dating or refusing to comment, which is soo frustrating…but I think we all know the truth. Rob is totally in love with Kristen! And I think part of the reason why is because she’s so pretty. I mean, look at her hair! Don’t you wish you could imitate her soft, curly updo at home, then head out for a nice ravioli dinner with Robert Pattinson himself?! I know I do. And I figured out how to do it with my ceramic curling iron! Everyone knows that ceramic curling irons are better than metal ones because the ceramic will keep your hair from getting fried, and if you’re even half as klutzy as Bella you’re going to need all the help you can in that department. Just make sure your hair is dry before you start, then divide your hair into one-inch sections and wrap them around the barrel of your ceramic curling iron one at a time. When you’re all done, pin your hair up in a loose twist with a few bobby pins, making sure you don’t pull your hair back too tightly so it keeps some of its volume. Finally, pull down a few loose tendrils near the front to frame your face. Now you’re ready to break some hearts, be they human, vampire or werewolf!